Today I thought I would boil some water because I wanted to eat some oatmeal, I know! Oatmeal......are you kidding? No I actually like oatmeal, I eat the brown sugar and maple flavored kind and I think it's good.....remember I'm old.
Anyway, I forgot my water was on the stove.....another symptom of old.....LOL
So when I remembered I ran in the kitchen and grabbed the saucepan and pulled it off the stove very fast......mistake, another symptom of old.
After I started pulling the pan off the stove, I thought to myself, I moving this pan way to fast and so my old man kicked in...LOL and I thought well that's alright I will just stop the motion of pulling it to fast.....another symptom of old, and when I stopped the motion of course the scalding water splashed back toward me and splashed over the top of the pan and fell upon my naked legs and foot because I was wearing shorts.....so the scalding water fell on me
When the water hit my legs and foot it was room temperature???
So GOD MOST HIGH protected me from my dumbass self.....LOL
This actually happened.